allhopeaside-lexa:

it’s at ava’s day care. i doubt i’ll fuck anything up. it means free childcare and extra money. you have money to spend, i don’t.

Stop being like that. We have money to spend. You don’t need a fucking job.

captain-anna:

No, I’d like to keep my childhood memories pure, thank you very much. Thats true. I would feel special everyday, even without you. You don’t hurt it though. That’s okay, you’ll get over it one day. Having the title badass isn’t worth fighting. I would really rather you not end up hurt. Uhh no. Don’t even think about it. You have Brandon as your bitch, I have them. You don’t get to touch my babies.

Baby, by the time I’m done with you, nothing about you will ever be pure again. I can work with not hurting it. I never get over things. I ‘ll never get over losing my favorite title. I know you don’t want me getting hurt but I really liked being a badass. I was good at it. Brandon’s my bottom bitch. Alright, whatever you want. I won’t hurt the two. Just make sure they stay away when horny. James had a bisexual period and he got it in during that time. I don’t trust horny him near you.

(Source: -rocknrolla)

captain-anna:

I was going to say anytime but no. Not anytime. This is the only childhood memory you get to ruin. Well, that makes me feel special. Thank you. Nooo! You can’t fight anymore, remember? You told me you wouldn’t. You can’t annoy me. My best friends are Jamie and Declan. You get used to annoying with them, especially together. It’s like being with two horny four year olds.

…We’ll see. You might want me to ruin another childhood memory one day. Don’t lie, You feel special everyday. I work on making that happen. You’re taking away my badass title. I liked that title. Jamie and Declan are like horny four year olds? Can I hit them?

(Source: -rocknrolla)

captain-anna:

It won’t though. Fine, we can fuck on the mat. Just this once though and only because you want to so bad. You don’t have to, thats just what I like. Especially before video games, thats just upsetting. That’s just weird. Why would you want to do that? That’s not badass at all. It’ll just make you look like a freak. Unfortunately, yes I do like this sometimes child. Hey, I like Maroon 5. That one song moves like jagger is really fun to dance to.

Maybe one day. Thank you for letting me ruin a childhood memory. I really appreciate that. You can be a point above Brandon. I put him before most things so being a point above him is like a real, true blue honor. Fuck it then. I’m just gonna punch the first dude I see and fuck his shit up. It’s the only way I know how to be a badass. That makes you a child lover. … I give up. I don’t know how to annoy you.

(Source: -rocknrolla)

captain-anna:

I don’t have off days, sweetie. It just doesn’t happen. How about we just find somewhere else to fuck? I’m not really big on plastic mats. I’m hoping you’ll forget. I haven’t held out on you yet so you don’t get to say I hold out on you yet. That’s true but I would rather if you carrying me was something you enjoyed more then video games. I like to be before everything. Hmm that is very inappropriate. It wouldn’t really bother me though so its okay. Sometimes your like a child. Throwing little things at me. I could still ignore you though even if you were naked and throwing little things at me.

It could happen. No. I want to fuck you on the mat. I like plastic mats, they stick to bare skin and it’s just fun. The whole experience is fun. If we do it today I’m never gonna forget. Well, I’ve never said I would ever hold out on you. You want me to put you before everything? Eh, I can try. How about I just rub my dick up against everybody I meet? I go to hug them and then just rub it up against them? How would you feel about that? Is that badass? You like this sometimes child. And now I’m gonna sing every maroon 5 song I know along with all that other stuff.

(Source: -rocknrolla)

captain-anna:

You’re not going to win though, baby. I’m sorry. How about you throw a parade anyways? You won’t ever get one for winning. If I keep saying no, will you just fuck me somewhere else until I say yes? Or are you going to hold out on me? Aww, I see how you wanna be. See if I let you carry me anywhere from now on. Inappropriate how? Sure, I can. I think its you who can’t ignore me.

I might win once. You could have an off day and then poof, I could just win. I’ll throw a parade when I win. We could do that but I kinda wanna fuck you on the mat right now. I might forget if I don’t go through with it today. I would never hold out on you. That’s what you do. Yeah right. You’ll let me carry you anywhere I want. Inappropriate as in when your talking to some random stranger and I blurt out everything I wanna do to you. I’m gonna create awkward moments. I can’t ignore you. I’ll admit to that but you can’t ignore me either, especially if I’m throwing little things at you.

(Source: -rocknrolla)

captain-anna:

Babe, you can never win against me. As nice as that sounds, I don’t know if I want to ruin my future twister experiences. Can’t you do the same things somewhere else so I always think about you there? It’s not all I care about, it’s just what I care about the most. It’s better than breaking your hand or fighting someone. Go ahead, I’ve seen you naked enough times to be able to ignore it.

That’s not gonna stop me from trying. I’ll win something and when I do, I’m gonna throw a parade. You don’t really get a choice in the matter. I’m fucking you, spanking you, and going down on you on that mat. I’m gonna do it in that order too. We’re doing it on the mat. There’s nothing you can say that’s gonna make me change my mind. Well, I like playing video games the most. You know what? I’m just gonna be inappropriate as shit when we go out together. That’s kinda badass. You can’t ignore me.

(Source: -rocknrolla)

captain-anna:

I mean, you could. If you wanted to act like a girl. But what if I want to play twister again? I’m really good at twister. I always win. You of all people should assume that. Hmm thats true. I can’t have you not being able to lift me. I don’t really care if you can drive or play video games. Why don’t you punch a pillow? No harm will come to you but a lack of sex might come to you. So I suggest you don’t fuck with my things.

We’ll try the whole counting to ten thing. I’m gonna win an argument sooner or later, you wait and see. It’s too fucking bad if you want to play twister again. The next time you roll out a twister mat you’re gonna think about the things I did to you on that mat. You’ll think about those things and be too turned on to play twister again. I promise you this. It’s nice that you only care about me carrying your ass around. That’s really nice. Punching a pillow? That’s not badass. That’s lame. I’ll walk around naked if you try to deny me sex.

(Source: -rocknrolla)

captain-anna:

I think twisters pretty fun, even when you don’t get naked. I don’t need to count to ten. I’d rather just throw a fit then be okay. How about something besides the twister mat? Like the wall or anywhere besides a twister mat. You can be a bad boy without ruining my stuff. Ruin your own stuff or punch a wall. I don’t know. Just stay away from my stuff and we’ll be good.

I think it’s even better when you’re naked. Why can’t I do that? I wanna throw fits and then be okay. How about I spank you on the twister mat too? I promise you this, you’ll never be able to play the game the same way after I’m done with you. I’m gonna ruin a childhood memory. If I punch a wall, I might not be able to use that hand again. I won’t be able to lift you, or drive, or play video games. Do you really want that to happen? If I wreak your shit I’ll be fine. No harm will come to me.

(Source: -rocknrolla)

captain-anna:

It’s just weird. We can play twister without getting naked. No, I’m a female so I get to use the excuse. Like I’ve told you before, count to ten, sweetie. I might be a punk bitch but you are definitively one. If you want everyone to see my ass, go ahead. And I’m warning you know, you’re going to get kicked in the balls. So, fuck with me, baby. Go ahead, just don’t flip the bed over and don’t fuck up any of my stuff.

Where’s the fun in that? No you can’t. Count to ten, sweetie. As long as you’re a punk bitch with me, I’m cool with that. I’m gonna change that. I’ll strip you down, roll out the twister mat and fuck you on top of that. How bout them apples, baby? As long as you fondle them better later, I’m okay with it. You’re not allowed to say shit like that. How am I gonna be a bad boy if I don’t fuck with your shit?

(Source: -rocknrolla)